Our Country’s Latest, Greatest Achievement: Slater’s 50/50’s “‘Merica Burger”

07.08.12 6 years ago 14 Comments

Just because July 4 has come and gone again doesn’t mean that America’s done giving the rest of the world its fat, sausage-rolled middle finger. In what can only be described as the most patriotic slab of meat ever concocted, Southern Californian burger chain Slater’s 50/50 has created “The ‘Merica Burger.” Take a second to read its ingredients.

— A patty made of 100% ground bacon
— A slice of thick-cut bacon
— A Sunnyside-up egg
— A slice of bacon cheddar cheese
— Their signature “bacon island” dressing

The tightening sensation you feel in your chest is your heart’s recoiling from reading. But f*ck your heart—you can replace it with something mechanical anyways. All hail technology and American ingenuity!

For those interested, the chain will serve its “’Merica Burger” through July.

S/O: Foodbeast

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