With just over a year to go before Zack Snyder pisses off fan boys and girls (though mostly basement-dwelling, neck-bearded boys) again with Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, check out Crusoe the Celebrity Dachshund‘s take on the comic book superhero. Sure the video is cute, but my conspiracy-dar suspects Snyder & co. are behind Crusoe’s 15-second bit. Why? To further distract us all from the Batfleck.
Sources: YouTube via Tastefully Offensive