This Driver Hates Potholes More Than Anyone Has Ever Hated Anything

In the history of the world, no one has ever hated anything more than this driver hates potholes.

He is so infuriated with the state of this road that he has transformed into a real-life, foul-mouthed cartoon character, a modern day Elmer Fudd if you will, screeching about “the worst f—ing road in America.”

“Oh my God, look ahead. Look ahead! What the f— is this? What in the f—, oh my God. Oh my God, look!…Look at these f—ing holes, look at this s—…This whole f—ing road, it’s a war zone.”

He even manages to get in the prize space on the Pissed Off ‘Murican Bingo Board and asks where his tax dollars are going.

“Are you f—ing kidding me? What are my tax paying f—ing dollars doing? What the f— are they doing? Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God!”

It is only a matter of time until someone writes a decent hook for “Look at this s—” and autotunes this guy’s rant. My vote is for Jeff Richmond and the Gregory Brothers after their amazing work on the theme song for Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt.

Source: Digg

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