Photo Credit: Anders A. Hagen
Bjørn Frilund of Western Norway was cutting open a large cod he had caught when he noticed an odd lump in its belly. Upon further inspection, in addition to two partially digested herring, he found a gigantic orange vibrator. You know, like fish eat. (Fish apparently also like their sex toys with double penetration functionality.) From The Local:
His theory is that the cod, which weighed upwards of five kilograms, mistook the vibrator for a tasty cephalopod.
“Fish eat all kinds of different things,” he told The Local. “And the dildo looks like what the fish eat. We have a kind of multi-coloured octopus in Norway, maybe the cod thought this was one of these and ate it.”
He speculated that the machine, which still had a small motor at one end, had been tossed off a boat, perhaps by “a frustrated woman on a cruise” in the Barents Sea.
Come on, Norway. Now that doesn’t even make any sense. Why would a sexually frustrated woman throw away her vibrator? Did it not work anymore? I would think if someone were going to throw away their vibrator it would be because they found a lover of such commanding virility that they found it to be no longer of value. Was Zac Efron on the cruise?
Sadly, we may never know the answer to these burning questions.
Image used with permission via Anders A. Hagen.