According to a scientific search that involved me clicking a magnifying glass, there are over 22 million “GoPro” videos on YouTube, and it wasn’t until now, years after the site’s launch, that someone thought to record themselves at the gym from above. A woman, specifically, who’s clearly directing viewers toward a certain part of her body, but I can’t look away from her creepy smile. It’s like one of those “one picture a day for seven years” time lapses, where the subject has the same goofy expression on his or her face. Except here, it’s a ScarJo in Under the Skin smirk.
No one has ever looked that happy doing pushups.