It seems like no event can go by without it being twisted into some sort of hashtag railing against Donald Trump. Sure, Trump’s supporters typically fire back as best they can in whatever joke-filled hashtag is trending about their dear leader (sometimes they even launch the hashtag), but normally, these Twitter jokes are just a free-for-all of Trump puns shoehorned into whatever seems to be happening at the time, and the whole world consistently gets involved. There’s something about Trump that can get everyone on the same page when it comes to themed jokes at his expense.
Since today was the muddy Kentucky Derby, we, of course, got #TrumpRaceHorseNames, and it was good. As well as tremendous and terrific.
We’ve learned that some hashtags work better for Trump than others. #TrumpTeachesHistory was a good one, while #SaferThanATrumpRally had to stretch a bit in order to make it work. Hyperbole is fine, but these mass-produced jokes work best when they’re grounded in reality. Trump racehorse names actually seem like they could be a real thing. It’s totally within the realm of possibility that Trump would own a horse, and it seems not unlike him to name it after either a great victory of his or give it a moniker that mocks his defeated enemies.
And so, we go to the tweets. The bigly amount of tweets that are the best of #TrumpRaceHorseNames.
https://twitter.com/chris_wtu/status/861040909206540288
I'd rather be golfing #TrumpRacehorseNames
— Rex 🌻 (@hothouserex) May 7, 2017
https://twitter.com/XIBASH/status/861039502114127874
Rigged Derby #TrumpRacehorseNames
— resistoppression (@resist30207844) May 7, 2017
Believe Me #TrumpRacehorseNames
— Sherri P (@sunsetflyers) May 7, 2017
#TrumpRacehorseNames Golfs-A-Lot
— WGW (@World_Gone_Wild) May 7, 2017
Putin' America First
— KayDee👩🦳🌻🌊 (@Mandari25733571) May 7, 2017
Not A Ban #TrumpRacehorseNames
— Yane A (@YaneAUSA) May 7, 2017
Moscow's Mule #TrumpRacehorseNames
— Steve Redmond (@sjredmond) May 7, 2017
Golden Shower is in the lead
Wait, Trophy Wife moves ahead
NO! It's Cock Holster for the win!
I didn't see that coming#TrumpRacehorseNames— FakeNews (@pfakenews) May 7, 2017
#TrumpRacehorseNames the Surgical Comb-over pic.twitter.com/aQgSfBKUc4
— #MAGATEARS – (I can't afford the blue tick) (@IWillStayWoke) May 7, 2017
https://twitter.com/TheRealMonsterT/status/860995679316869121
#TrumpRacehorseNames Small Hands pic.twitter.com/5j0ZNoRqah
— Keeping It Real (@Keep_It_Real_95) May 6, 2017
https://twitter.com/stephen_clash/status/860992486810025984
https://twitter.com/SassyFacts_1/status/860992199164547072
https://twitter.com/Spitfirehill/status/860991382554595329
https://twitter.com/MarshallSbar/status/860989069635055616
https://twitter.com/SuzannaTweets/status/860984080724221952
Bankrupt Casino #TrumpRacehorseNames #KentuckyDerby
— Allan 🇺🇸🇮🇱🇺🇦 (@UnrealAllan) May 6, 2017
#TrumpRacehorseNames Bigly Wins
— xeny127 (@genueny) May 6, 2017
https://twitter.com/ocularnervosa/status/860980612944904193
Tired of Winning#TrumpRacehorseNames
— TJWFW (@icouldbeahacker) May 6, 2017
Those names work surprisingly well, eh? Surprisingly, no one on the other side named their mare “Bernie Woulda Won.”