Yapcunt Regional: No. 1 TITAN vs. No. 8 SAINT – TO WHOM SHALL YOUR VOTE GO???

03.20.08 10 years ago 14 Comments

The conservative right is basking in this sort of religion-meets-religion matchup, as the Greeks take on the Italians, while the Germans and Irish sit around and drink beer. TO WHOM SHALL YOUR VOTE GO?

Voting is closed. The Titan won with 74 percent of the vote.

Contestants
Titan

Saint

Home Field

Mount Othrys

Heaven

Origins

Ancient Greek mythology

Greek Christian literature

Hobbies

Destroying younger, sexier Olympian gods

Destroying younger, sexier altar boys

Fundamental Weakness

Never really existed

Actually already dead

Theoretical Weakness

Oily skin, terrible-tasting food

Over-dependence on FEMA

Finishing Move

Slaying relatives in quest for power

Waiting for Kill Kill Kill NIT

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