Yapcunt Regional: No. 3 Texan vs. No. 6 Brown. WHO YA GOT?

03.20.08 10 years ago 19 Comments

The specific and the abstract stare each other down, with former Cleveland Browns and Cincinnati Bengal head coach and stadium namesake Paul Brown taking on a Texan, circa 1836-1845, when it was still a rugged frontier rather than a sprawling wasteland of high school football obsessed fat people.

Poll is on the sidebar to the right. Voting is open through the end of the day. Voting is closed. Paul Brown won with slightly over 50 percent of the vote, by a total margin of 12 votes, 718-706.

Contestants

Paul Brown_________Texan

Preferred game

Football_______Hold ’em

Has one

Life to live, which he already lived______Star on annoyingly omnipresent flag

Produced

Three NFL Championships_____Steers, queers

Interesting connections

Fired by Art Modell______Done by Debby

Sadly associated with

Unholy triumvirate: Browns, Bengals AND Ohio State___Texas, and extension, Mexico

Unfortunately sired

Mike Brown______LBJ, George W. Bush

Finishing move

Cursing Cleveland sports for eternity____Form a really fat militia

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