Step right up and win some crap!

02.13.09 9 years ago 63 Comments

The Falcons are trying to trade Mike Vick, who’s due to be released from the cross-bar hotel right around the time training camps start. Here’s a look at some of the responses Atlanta has received thus far:

* some old jumper cables, four bottle caps, and a marble

* Brian Russell

* an AOL CD from 1997 (1045 hours free!!!)

* Mike Vick rookie card

* two first rounds picks (Snyder, you dumbass)

* uncomfortable silence, followed by derisive laughter


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