I don’t have a child yet, but it’s my belief — and please correct me if I’m wrong — that once you’re a proud parent of a bouncing baby boy or girl, you lose all common sense. Your ability to think rationally goes into the garbage, with the used diapers. That’s the only way I can possibly comprehend why a parent and/or legal guardian would dress their child up in any of the costumes in this post. They’re supposed to be cute, I guess, but if you stop and think about what you’re making your kid walk around on Halloween as, they’re actually traumatizing.
Haha, let’s dress Little Timmy up as an old man who’s on the verge of death. (Via)
(Via Locked Illusion Photo)
The costume that screams, “SIT ON MY BABY.” (Via)
I…I don’t even know. (Via)
I’m including this one because lettuce? That has no place in a burrito. (Via)
He smacks his bitches up, but in a really adorable way. (Via)