It’s impossible to peruse the hot new Tumblr “Awesome People Hanging Out Together” without identifying a few themes. Some of the most obvious are Who’s the Random Guy?, Stalloned!, David Bowie Manorexia, and These Guys Made the Cut?, but the most obvious one of all is ‘Party Envy.’
I’m not sure what time travel method I’d use (time machine, gypsy picture frame, or your mom’s magic merkin) to get to the time and place in each photo, but I do know once I got there it would be on, assuming a bunch of talented A-listers in their prime would want to hang with some random dude from the future, which they wouldn’t, but since I don’t have access to your mom’s merkin we don’t have to get into semantics.
I’ve narrowed the collection down to the following first round picks.
I don’t know what town Keith Richards, James Brown, and John Belushi were in, but I do know it ran out of drugs.
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Michael Caine telling the story of the first time he saw “Two Girls, One Cup,” as famously taken during Batman Begins filming.
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Shirtless ping pong isn’t gay when it’s with Butch and Sundance.
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How weird would it be if Dali attempted to motorboat Raquel Welch? I can’t be the only one thinking it.
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Sinatra had Elvis and Fred Astaire finger the most likely snitch in the group.
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Keith Richards and a quart of Jack versus Tina Turner, Bowie, and a bottle of wine. Who ya got?
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These three can still out party you in 2011.
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Sean Connery demonstrating his legendary ladies’ man status with Brigitte Bardot.
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Fabulousness overload.
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And finally, if there’s a photo anyone wants to party with more than Hunter S. Thompson, John Cusack, Johnny Depp, and a blow-up doll it better involve Blake Lively’s cleavage, a unicorn, and Robocop.
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