Twitter Reacts To The News That Basketball Star Glen Rice Allegedly Banged Sarah Palin In 1987

When I got up today and saw photos of Scarlett Johansson’s naked a$s (Again, just Google it…you won’t be disappointed) and read a story about Sarah Palin hooking up with then college basketball star Glen Rice in 1987, I knew today was going to be a great day. And the comedic fallout on Twitter from the news of the right-wing sweetheart’s scandalous interracial sexing has been nothing short of great. It’s been making me chuckle all freakin’ day. I’ve assembled a few of my favorites in a gallery after the jump.
But first, and an interesting side note: It dawned on me earlier today that Palin did a college basketball highlight package in that infamous clip of her as a local sports anchor. Turns out, she does some Michigan basketball highlights in the clip, and though she never mentions Rice’s name, he can clearly be seen in the clip that would have been broadcast just months after he allegedly hooked up with her.

I can’t wait to see who plays Glen Rice in “Who’s Nailin’ Palin 2.” My money’s on Lex Steele, who I’ve always thought was a dead ringer for Glen Rice. Oh man this is all just too delicious.

FYI, Robinson was a teammate of Glen Rice’s at Michigan.
FYI, Trajan Langdon is pretty much universally regarded as the best basketball player ever produced by the state of Alaska.
And my own offering, of course…
And another…
Okay, one more…

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