Ladies, how many times have you gone out as a group, just looking to leave the world behind you for some quality sisterly bonding and a timeless celebration of estrogen, only to find yourself surrounded by drooling, drunken meatheads bombarding you with the worst pick up lines you’ve ever heard? I know, way too many times. That’s why we here at UPROXX have always strongly urged women of all (legal) ages to stay in and pillow fight. We care, ladies. We care.
But if you thought the meatheads had some cheesy pick up lines, then you’ve never met Pick Up Line Panda, who brings bad game to a whole new level. He’s not even clever. Pick Up Line Panda is just a last call loser looking for love in any place.
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