Look, you know how I feel about you, specifically how I’m skeptical, to say the least, about your existence. But you know that I try to respect others who do have that blind faith in you that the bible says you demand. THAT SHOULD COUNT FOR SOMETHING!!! Besides, I’ve spent countless hours in churches over the course of my life trying to get you. It just never happened. You can’t blame me for that, right?
So look — I’m coming to you in prayer with a simple plea: Make this whole Chris Rock/Dave Chappelle comedy tour thing that Rock is trying to make happen come to fruition, will ya? I’ll consider dropping in more often if you do.
“I’ve been talking to Chappelle a lot. Been trying to get Chappelle to go on tour…You know I’m not the hard one…But I’m trying to make that happen. After seeing Kanye and Jay-Z, I was like, ‘Me and Dave should do this.’”
Please God, PLEASE!!!
And in case you need reminding why this would be an awesome thing…