Meme Watch: Crazy Girlfriend Praying Mantis Will Bite Your Head Off…Metaphorically

Maybe you dated her, maybe your friend dated her, or maybe your seemingly super normal significant other transforms into her on occasion. Regardless, unless you’re a Buddhist monk or a hardcore Redditor I imagine you’ve experienced some form of crazy girlfriend in your lifetime. Hell, I bet one has even snuck her way into a monastery at some point.
That’s what makes this new meme extra enjoyable. We’ve all had our lives ruined by this crazy broad at one time or another. It’s very Friend Zone Fiona, except at least someone is usually getting laid in this scenario. But that’s also what makes escape so difficult.
I’d like to add to all our lady readers out there that you’re not fooling anyone by not knowing how to operate the DVD player on guys’ night. Just an FYI. I’d also like to add that if you don’t get the excellent use of the praying mantis for the macro, congrats on sucking at grade school.
Via Quickmeme and Pleated-Jeans

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