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Invisible Children Co-Founder, #Kony2012 Leader Jason Russell Arrested For Fapping In Public

By / 03.16.12

Well, THIS is certainly interesting

A co-founder for Invisible Children was detained in Pacific Beach Thursday night for being drunk in public and masturbating, according to San Diego Police Department.

Jason Russell, 33, was allegedly found masturbating in public, vandalizing cars and possibly under the influence of something, according to Lt. Andra Brown…Police said they received several calls yesterday at 11:30 a.m. of a man in various stages of undress, running through traffic and screaming. Police described him as “in his underwear.”

Russell is one of the the founders responsible for the “Kony 2012″ video that went viral last week. He is described on the organization’s website as a co-founder and “our grand storyteller and dreamer.” Russell is also described as a Christian and father to two children who wants to have nine more children with his wife he calls his “best friend for over 23 years.”

You see, this is why Rick Santorum wants to get rid of porn — it’s obviously corrupting nice, upstanding Christian dudebros like Jason Russell into doing bad things like getting drunk, dropping his pants and beating off in public.

Not to say we told you so, but we told you so (“Kony is an evil man but there are other organizations who you should give your money to if you feel compelled to aid humanity.”). Can’t wait to see how the internet reacts to this twist in the story.

UPDATE: TMZ has video of Russell going berserk (of course they do)…

(Pic via BET.com GIF via the wonderful Mr. Gif)


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