Twitter Reacts To Rick Santorum Dropping Out Of The Presidential Race

As you may have heard, fornication-obsessed cucumber Rick Santorum suspended his presidential campaign this afternoon, ending our improbable, long, national nightmare and giving me perhaps one last chance to post the GIF above. Hopefully now Santorum will return to merely being a probably closeted, a$s-backwards prick on the local level rather than one afforded a spot in front of a mic on the national stage. Wingnut 80s hair band dudes haz a sad, we presume.
As you can imagine, the yuks were flying on Twitter this afternoon following Santorum’s announcement, a few of which stood out to me. You’ll be happy to know that only one “Santorum pulls out” joke made the cut because, I mean, too easy, right? Anyway, a handful of my favorites are after the jump. Enjoy.

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