BioTV tipped us to a great new parody Twitter, Zooey Asks Suri. After Zooey Deschanel’s ad for Siri last month, we should have known a Twitter would emerge to compile all the lovably twee questions and notes a manic pixie dream girl would speak into her white iPhone.
The tweets include band name ideas, super deep thoughts on the nature of waffles and the need for more lunar-powered machines, and silly questions we’d nonetheless also like to have answered now. Just how much cotton candy would it take to cover a football field? And who wouldn’t want a waterbed filled with Sangria?
Our 28 favorite @ZooeySiri tweets are collected below.