Look, I don’t know Mark Zuckerberg, but I’m pretty sure he’s a relatively smart guy. Yes, he and I have had our moments and I’ve questioned some of his moves as King of Facebook (who hasn’t?), but I’m pretty sure the guy is savvy enough to know that it might be a good idea to get a prenup if and when he ever gets married.
Still, vile gasbag Donald Trump — always desperate to stay “relevant” and in the news — is running around today warning Zuck lawyer up and get a solid prenup (the same thing he’s been hilariously advising college students to do), I guess because that whole birther thing didn’t have legs. (BTW, I should add that I take no issue with this advice…a prenup is a must if you have a lot to lose…it’s just hilarious that Trump’s going around spouting off about it unsolicited.)
“So he’s gonna be worth like $18, $19 billion, you’re telling me he’s got a girlfriend…does he get a prenuptial agreement?” Trump said on CNBC today. “They get married, and then for some reason over the next couple of years they get divorced and then she sues him for $10 billion and she hits the jackpot … In New York, she would get a big chunk of what he has.”
Tune in tomorrow to see what sort of sage advice Trump doles out next — maybe he’ll advise Kate Upton to put some clothes on lest she catch a nasty cold?
Actually, nah, he’d never do that.
I want more like this!
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