Saturday night the male stars (not named Cho, Urban, or Yelchin) of the currently filming Star Trek sequel went out for beers and the death of boxing at a local Northern California Hooters. I can only assume the Hooters is near where they're shooting, but who knows? Maybe Benedict Cumberbatch just had a serious hankering for chicken wings. That guy certainly looks like he knows his way around a wet nap.
Anyway, Simon Pegg and Zachary Quinto were thoughtful enough to document the evening via tweets so what follows is a rough chronological Twitter recap of a random dudes night that I would have very much liked to have been a part of. Probably for the best though. If I had shown up then Alice Eve would have insisted on tagging along, and it would have turned into this whole thing and ruined the chill vibe.
Note: The above photo via Buzzfeed is the only clear visual evidence of Chris Pine being in attendance. I have to imagine after recent, um, associations with viral cell phone photos he prefers to keep a low social media profile.
"Boxing game." I blame Bieber.
Good one, Quinto. I'm sure he's never heard that one before.
Simon Pegg was always the designated drunk driver in college.
I think it's safe to assume they buried a hooker at some point.
I. See. What. You. Did. There.
Now that's just some inspired photoshopping.