Okay here’s the thing: I’ve done everything in my power to avoid the so-called “South Beach cannibal” story — the tragic tale of the homeless guy who had his face eaten off by another homeless guy who was hopped up on bath salts in Miami. It’s just one of those things I’ve tried to avoid for the health of my soul.
But then this morning I ran across this Yelp page, which has since been deleted btw, for “That Guy’s Face” complete with a review from Rudy the Cannibal and I couldn’t stop myself from laughing. I’m still giggling, in fact. Judge me accordingly.
(HT: Alex Blagg)