Do you remember the Internet before Michelle Jenneke, “the hottest hurdler ever” in the wise, perverted words of With Leather? ‘Cause I don’t. It must have been a cold, lonely place; even Ridiculously Photogenic Guy looks like a pile of kangaroo poo compared to the ball of bouncing Australian sunshine that is Jenneke. But in the week since Jenneke has become the Internet’s biggest sensation since whoever was the Internet’s biggest sensation the week before, she’s been EVERYWHERE (including receiving an offer from Sex.com to pose naked) — and the video below, from DigitomProductions, does a pretty decent job of explaining why.
He’s really using the old Wiggum charm, isn’t he?