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What The Internet Thinks Snooki's Baby Looks Like

By 08.26.12

I can’t bring myself to actually type the following, what with so much suffering already present in the world, so I’ll let the pros at Access Hollywood do the dirty work:

Snooki’s baby boy has arrived! “The world just got another Guido!!!” a rep for reality star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi told Access Hollywood on Sunday. “Lorenzo Dominic LaValle has entered the world weighing 6lbs, 5oz. Nicole, Jionni & Enzo are doing great!”
The new mom, 24, couldn’t resist sharing her happiness with Twitter fans. “I am SO IN LOVE with my son Lorenzo Dominic!” she Tweeted. “I had my little man last night, healthy at 6lbs! HE’S MY WORLD!”
Little Lorenzo was born at approximately 3 AM on Sunday at Saint Barnabas Medical Center in Livingston, New Jersey, MTV reported. ( )

That would explain why I felt especially greasy when I woke up this morning. Anyway, much to everyone’s surprise, Snooki didn’t shove her phone up her mossy, sewer-like vagina to tweet a photo of the baby crowning, so no one, except the lucky family and poor doctors, has seen Lil’ Lorenzo yet. But the Internet has some guesses on what the little frozen meatball looks like.
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