To quote one of my favorite YouTube comments of all-time, “White people were born without rhythm because God was saving it all for Sam Rockwell.” Indeed.
The star of Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, the woefully underrated Moon, Galaxy Quest, and, opening tomorrow, Seven Psychopaths, always looks for an excuse to dance (not that he needs one), as seen in this much-watch screen test. He’s like a coke-addled James Brown, and that’s why we adore him. We couldn’t get Rockwell to read lines from Breaking Amish, so instead, we put together a collection of his finest dancing GIFs. When you dance, Sam, I can really love.