According to the Calorie Control Council, which I'm sure has no agenda, the average American ingests 4,500 calories on Thanksgiving. Even if that number's inflated and you divide it in half, that still leaves you with 2,250, or approximately the number of calories you're supposed to ingest in an entire day.
In other words, you gonna get fat on Thanksgiving. It's the American way. That's why we've put together this series of food and eating GIFs you're going to need/constantly be thinking about while you're stuffing your face with your fourth slice of pumpkin bread. None of that ham crap, though. All filler.
I guess this one doesn't technically count, but I couldn't not use it. (Via)
And for after the meal: