As the seven people who saw Head of State know, Chris Rock is an expert when it comes to politics. For instance, that scene where Rock’s…in the…where he, um, does that…thing…white people be voting like this, black people be…OK, I’m not one of those seven people, but I’m going to assume Head of State was a bit like the PSA-style message Rock delivered on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night. Rock directed it towards undecided white voters in need of a “white president [they] can trust,” and why the “home beer-brewing” Barack Obama is that president. He had me at, “Mitt Romney’s family has more people in it than a Tyler Perry movie.”
But seriously, what the hell was Head of State?