And the winner is: FLORIDA! (It’s always Florida lately. Time to step up your game, Ohio!)
With that out of the way, dudes, do we really need to talk about this? I mean, are there guys out there who don’t know by now that you always make sure your lady squirts first when you’re doing the sex? Or you at least put in one hell of an effort so that you can at least claim that it’s on her (“You see, this is what happens when you let your job stress you out too much”). And you especially make sure she cums if the girl you’re dating is a Florida cookoo bird!
Reports the Smoking Gun:
According to a Manatee County Sheriff’s Office report, Gonzalez and Esric Davis, 30, are “boyfriend and girlfriend who live in the same home and are involved in a sexual relationship.”
Deputies noted that Davis and Gonzalez were “involved in sexual intercourse” when “Esric then climaxed and Raquel did not.” Which reportedly angered Gonzalez, who allegedly “began hitting and scratching [Davis], causing scratches near his eye and nose.” Davis told investigators that Gonzalez “goes off” frequently and that she had previously been physical with him.
Be careful out there, fellas. You never know how a lady will react to not getting what she wants!
(GIF via Art Yucko)