Scarlett Johansson got a tattoo. This is important.
Holding up up her grey T-shirt, the 27-year-old actress showed off her brand new accessory, which she opted for while in Paris, France, last week.
The Hitchcock actress commissioned French tattooist and graffiti artist Fuzi Uvtpk to create the inking for her after recently attending an exhibition of his work at Le Salon.
The blonde beauty has previously said her tattoos make her “happy” [Ed note: the word "happy" in quotes is never not amusing] but she prefers that the meanings behind them “remain private.” (Via)
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
Has she joined the Andrew Luck bandwagon and become a Colts fan? Or is that a diamond-coated toilet seat? Do rich people have toilet seats covered with diamonds? I bet they do, and toilet paper made of money and the broken dreams of The Poor. What about the “Lucky You” inscription? Is that a reference to the National song? Or maybe the one by Taylor Swift, or that garbage movie with Eric Bana? Why did she lift her shirt in public? Is she trolling us? Is she saying, “This is as lucky as you’re going to get with me”?
This is the single most important issue of November 2012. The answer, probably: Illuminati.
Speaking of things to look with our all-seeing eyes, or something, here’s a still of ScarJo from Hitchcock:
That is going to be a good movie, now not just because of Anthony Hopkins’ impression of the Penguin.
I want more like this!
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