He's trying, you guys. Depressed Cat really is, he swears. It's just been a rough month, y'know? First, there was the litter box situation, followed by the Ball-Sniping Incident of 2012. Then, well, he doesn't like to talk about it, but rumor has it around the water dish that his lady friend landed on all fours for another man, if you catch my drift. One could say that he's having a cat-astrophe of a month. But, seriously, he's pawsitivly miserable.
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