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60 Images From 2012 We Want Saved In A Time Machine

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The year: 2074. In a retirement home. IN SPACE. Grandkids Danny and Bella Boo Boo Bot are visiting. "Grandpa Josh," B to the fourth asks, "What was the year 2012 like?" A brief pause. "Well, it's like this," I begin, "do you remember the end of Star Wars Episode XIV?" The grandkids nod vigorously. "It wasn't like that at all." Another longer pause. I continue, "There was no Jedi Jar Jar. No Baby Han Solo fighting Baby Greedo. No 15-minute interlude to salute Lord General Disney." The kids stand. "HAIL DISNEY." They salute. They sit. "There were a lot of dogs in 2012. A LOT. And it was wonderful. Let me show you something."

/opens scrapbook

"This is what 2012 was like...What's this? Oh, that's right: past me left a note explaining that should this conversation ever be used as a framing device, I'm supposed to say that GIFs, already-mentioned memes, and scripted TV show screenshots aren't includ...GET AWAY FROM THAT ROBOT HOOKER, DANNY."

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