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60 Images From 2012 We Want Saved In A Time Machine

By 12.17.12

The year: 2074. In a retirement home. IN SPACE. Grandkids Danny and Bella Boo Boo Bot are visiting. "Grandpa Josh," B to the fourth asks, "What was the year 2012 like?" A brief pause. "Well, it's like this," I begin, "do you remember the end of Star Wars Episode XIV?" The grandkids nod vigorously. "It wasn't like that at all." Another longer pause. I continue, "There was no Jedi Jar Jar. No Baby Han Solo fighting Baby Greedo. No 15-minute interlude to salute Lord General Disney." The kids stand. "HAIL DISNEY." They salute. They sit. "There were a lot of dogs in 2012. A LOT. And it was wonderful. Let me show you something."

/opens scrapbook

"This is what 2012 was like...What's this? Oh, that's right: past me left a note explaining that should this conversation ever be used as a framing device, I'm supposed to say that GIFs, already-mentioned memes, and scripted TV show screenshots aren't includ...GET AWAY FROM THAT ROBOT HOOKER, DANNY."

Dan Harmon's Message to Nielsen Viewers

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Tina Fey and Questlove's Peace Hoagie

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Circle of Diabetes

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Something Something Punch

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Tightrope Guy

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IRL Cartman

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Mad Men Whale

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Troll Face

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Hank for Senate

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Olivia Wilde

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Wampug

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Manswers

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Baby Don Draper

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Drunk Bohemian Rhapsody Singer

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Who Ice T

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Megadeth

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Pacino and Walken

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Obama Walks Into a Bar

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Cheeseburger Crust Pizza

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Best Craigslist Car Ad Ever

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RIP Adam Yauch

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The Nguyens

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Flying Dead Cat

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Amanda Bynes Tweet

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Corgi Decanter

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Honest Nickelback Review

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Lord of the Rings Ripped Off Harry Potter

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Craigslist Car

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Nicolas Cage Email

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Make a Wish Hellboy

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Aaron Paul on The Price is Right

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Michelle Jenneke

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Do Not Buy List

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Kate Upton

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Olympic Divers

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Groundhog Day Theory

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Bond, The Queen, and Corgis

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Dave Grohl Pours a Beer

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Tom Hanks Is the Best

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ACDC Arrest

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Haunted House

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Nancy Grace on Twitter

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Go Home You're Drunk

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King Felix

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Bill Murray Kickball

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Gangnam Wolverine

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Menacing Josh Romney

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World's Most Offensive Costume

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Hurricane Horse Bro

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Taco Cannon

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Honey Boo Boo Krang

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Batman

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T Dog

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Epic Photobomb

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Thanksgiving

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All Up In My Snatch

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I Believe I Can Fly Cat

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Bad Taxidermy

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Baby Hashtag

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Alison and a Kitten

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