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For the most part celebrities are extroverted and well-kept and don’t garner much suspicion of being roaming corpses, but there are a select few who are rather odd in a could-possibly-be-a-zombie-for-one-reason-or-another sort of way. And in this walking dead obsessed culture of ours identifying the notorious personalities who may actually be biters just seems like a prudent exercise.
Starting with the low-hanging fruit, we have everyone’s favorite lovable real-life zombie, Christopher Walken. He so fits the bill the perfect TWD internet parody was made in his honor. If one was to be chewed on and turned into a lifeless husk of their former self by one celebrity and one celebrity only, we could all do a lot worse than Mr. Walken. Hell, many of us may welcome it.
The rest of this group, not so much.
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Zombie or not, the internet’s favorite psychotic uncle has definitely bitten into another human before.
Slam dunk. 30 years plus of lifeless guitar-playing and counting.
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Would you be at all surprised if Agent Van Alden started gnawing on you? Didn’t think so.
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There’s an entire meme dedicated to the grumpy society-hating zombie Tommy Lee Jones has become.
She turned somewhere between Herbie Fully Loaded and Machete.
Such a shame they got poor Nick when he was still in his bathrobe.
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Been gobbling up spare body parts for years. One of a specialty breed capable of eating your soul.
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Cameraman looks… tasty.
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We know zombie arms when we see them.
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Someone tell Buscemi that cameraman is mine.
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A dapper corpse for sure, but only the living dead could maintain his hours and subject matter.
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Is this photo coincidence? Think not.
No explanation necessary.
They see me lifelessly cashing checks, they hatin’.
Big arm for a walker.
Almost definitely relying on the flesh of young starlets at this point.
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Went fully zombie shortly after Oscar snub.
The only musician rivaling Keith Richards in living dead longevity.
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The ultimate celebrity zombie.
Many thanks to Dustin Rowles for his input.