So many questions. I have SO many questions. Take a moment to watch the video below, then rejoin me.
1. Did MC Pastor steal his sports jacket off Howard Cosell’s corpse?
2. Does MC Pastor know what he’s saying? He has to know the mean of the word “n*gger,” right? Right…?
3. Is that a DJ, or just some insane man who they didn’t feel like kicking out the church basement?
4. How long did the clip art take to add during editing? And is there such a thing as too many diamond wipes? (No.)
5. “I preach the word, that’s my gig/And I rhyme better than Notorious B.I.G.” Why didn’t that win a Grammy?
6. Is MC Pastor’s wife jealous of the Rappin’ Granny? Can they start beefin’? Winner gets a new cardigan.
This could go on for awhile, so let’s just watch the video again.