One of those joys of childhood was eating a popsicle and trying to figure out the riddle as you slurped down the delicious icy treat. Sometimes you would suffer a brain freeze (like I often did) just to get to the answer as quickly as possible. But maybe, if the answers weren’t so cute, you wouldn’t have attacked the treat so viciously. SchadenFreezers imagines unexpectedly snarky and funny responses to those innocent little riddles — in GIF form, obviously.
1. Why did the river cry?
2. What did the football coach say to his father?
3. What did one banana say to the other?
4. What did the fireman say to the gorilla?
5. How many lives does a cat have?
Damn, those popsicles are way harsh. Check out a few more at SchadenFreezers. Tears sold separately.