I wasn’t alive when Richard Nixon resigned the office of the presidency in 1974, but I have to imagine the nation felt then the way I do today, after finding out the crazy sorority girl — who I was beginning to like — has stepped down from her title as Head B*tch in Charge at Delta Gamma. Here’s the sad Facebook announcement, via Gawker:
Delta Gamma has accepted the resignation of one of its members whose email relating to a social event has been widely distributed and publicized through social media and traditional media channels.
The tone and content of the email was highly inappropriate and unacceptable by any standard.
No matter who released it to the public or how it reached such a mass audience, the email content should not reflect on any sorority woman in general or any fraternal organization at large.
This is a regrettable action by a college junior – a personal email that is now on view for a global audience. And as all reasonable people can agree, this is an email that should never have been sent by its author. Period.
This email should not be depicted in any way as standard or routine or tied to any official sorority voice. It is not an official voice or message and should not be construed as such.
For the young woman who wrote it, we can only express our regret and concerns for landing notoriety in this manner.
We now consider this matter closed.
Much like Nixon’s “I am not a crook,” though, Rebecca’s “c*nt punt” will live on in history books and whenever a baby smiles. Or sh*ts all over himself, like a F*CKING F*CK, YOU TWATFACE. I miss her already.
I want more like this!
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