Watch A Nutty Asian Man Get Repeatedly Friend-Zoned By His Dog

Look, we’ve all been there. You’re with someone you really like, maybe sharing a bit of a tender moment, so you lean in to give a little kiss and…no. Just no. It’s terrible.

So I think we can probably all relate to this guy, whose dog — presumably named Marichu — keeps coming up with new and innovative ways to avoid kissing him, effectively banishing him to the Friend Zone. I can’t decide if the dog is a d*ck or just smart as hell for not wanting to get to close to an obvious whack-job.

Poor guy. He just wants to be loved. I bet this cat would let him kiss it…

As long as he’s not a toaster, of course…

(Via Hypervocal)

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