Miley Cyrus Is The Hottest Woman In The World, According To Maxim

The Miley Cyrus of today barely resembles Vanessa Bayer’s impression of her on SNL; she’s in the stoner lesbian android phase of her career, and as long as it involves unicorn onesies, that’s fine with us. Unlike her former Disney Channel coworker Vanessa Hudgens, though, Cyrus doesn’t have a Spring Breakers to her name, but she’s still using her sexuality in a way that seemed unfathomable (and extremely illegal and awful) during her Hannah Montana: The Movie days. Maxim apparently agrees: Cyrus topped their annual Hot 100 list for 2013.

Miley Cyrus couldn’t contain her excitement about being named No. 1 on Maxim‘s Hot 100 list. She was so thrilled by the news, in fact, that she revealed it early on Twitter — before the magazine had a chance to release the list itself.

“Didn’t know this was coming out yet! I’m so happy to be #1 on Maxim’s HOT 100! #myfanskickass #dreamsdocometrue,” she tweeted on Friday, May 3, alongside a sizzling picture from inside the mag.

The photo, which she also posted to her brand-new Instagram account, shows the former Disney starlet, 20, lying against a white background in just a gold bathing suit and gold jewelry. She’s staring sultrily into the camera, her eyes rimmed in heavy black eyeliner and her short blonde hair slicked down. (Via)

What were you doing the day Miley opened an Instagram account? Probably listening to “Party in the USA.” It’s OK — you know you love it.

(Via BuzzFeed) (Via US Magazine)

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