NEW YORK CITY. The Windy Apple. Ol’ Garbage Face. It’s like Frank Sinatra said, “If I can make it there/I can make it anywhere/Because I have to pay $1,500 per month for a windowless, basement apartment that even a serial killer like Jeffrey Dahmer wouldn’t want for his killing room/New York NEW YORKKKKKKKKKKKK.”
The aptly titled “The Worst Room” Tumblr was created by 25-year-old freelance cinematographer Ryan Nethery to share “the craigslist postings I sift through on a daily basis trying to find decent, affordable housing in New York City.” Ha. Nethery currently lives in his car. To quote another famous musical love letter to NYC, “Autumn in New York/Not that I would know/It’s so dark in my apartment/Help me, please.” NEW YORKKKKKKKKKKKK.