Kids, if during these impending final exams you’re asked about the function of the Internet, just simply answer “The Internet was created so that we can watch Stephanie Tanner’s dance recital set to Juicy J’s ‘Bandz A Make Her Dance.’” Because, really, this video is mesmerizing.
First, there’s the dance itself. By now, you should be familiar with Stephanie Tanner’s iconic “Love Shack” dance. I think it was Alvin Ailey himself who put her performance right behind the open to Westside Story and the Chimney Sweep dance from Merry Poppins in his triumvirate of great routines of the 20th century. For those of you untrained in the fine arts, here’s the full video.
So what could be better? Well, Stephanie’s “Love Shack” dance set to Academy Award winner Juicy J’s “Bandz A Make Her Dance” for about six seconds. Because six seconds is all we can take before our brains explode from the greatness.
Thank you, Internet. Don’t ever change.