Shut it down, everyone. There’s nowhere else for the Internet to go after this: “Kate Upton SUPER TOPLESS … On a Horse.” (As opposed to “NORMAL TOPLESS,” the Clark Kent to Superman’s “SUPER TOPLESS.”) By finding the perfect combination of seemingly disparate words, TMZ has “solved” the Internet. Why are we here? What’s the meaning of life? How can the outside of an Oreo be so terrible, but the inside, so delicious? None of these questions matter anymore — the code has been solved, and it’s time for us to unplug, unpack, unwind. Goodbye.
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