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A Subway ‘Sandwich Artist’ Instagrammed A Photo Of His Not-Quite-Footlong On Some Bread

By / 07.24.13

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Should you ever find yourself roadtripping across this great country of ours, and need to stop to pee, and you’ve run out of trail mix and potato chips, and the only food choices are a flickering vending machine next to a gas station or a Subway, and you’re in Dublin, Ohio, choose the gas station vending machine. Otherwise, your footlong may have come in contact with six inches of meat.

According to the Huffington Post:

A Subway “sandwich artist” admitted today to putting his penis on the store’s sandwich bread and posting the photo on Instagram.

The bombshell comes after HuffPost Weird News received several photos posted by two men in Columbus, Ohio, who work for the restaurant chain. Their Twitter and Instagram pages are festooned with photos of their exploits. In several photos, Subway’s signature bread is shaped into penises.

One of the men, Cameron Boggs, admitted on Instagram that “today at work I froze my pee” in a water bottle.

Boggs posted — and later deleted — the most incriminating photo, which depicts a man rubbing his genitalia on foot-long bread. It was posted on Instagram by username “weedpriest” with a caption that reads, “My name is @ianjett and I will be your sandwich artist today.” (Via)

The two men have since been fired, and are already in talks with Jersey Joe to start their own restaurant, where they can take out their penises whenever they want. (Their restaurant is a Turkish bathhouse.)

(Via)


TOPICS#instagram
TAGSPENISsubway

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