Selfies. People who are not teenage girls do actually take them, sadly. Would John Wayne, the iconic American male, strike a pose in a mirror, whip out a smart phone and snap a photo of himself to send to someone? You know damn well he wouldn’t!
Which is what I find Cop Selfies — a Tumblr devoted to, well, cop selfies — a little heartbreaking. Cops aren’t supposed to take selfies, dangit! Back in my day, the cops just did things like pop you for speeding in a school zone and help you unlock your car when you accidentally locked the keys inside. Now they’re taking selfies? America is OVER! And here is some of the evidence…