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‘Horny InfoWarrior’ Is The Man That Single Women In Minnesota Have Been Waiting For

By / 07.31.13

Horny InfoWarrior

Well, I don’t normally like to hand out the annual awards until December rolls around, but I think it’s safe to say that, unless anyone in Florida objects, we have found our Craigslist Ad of the Year. The man responsible for such hyperbole is Mike, or “BUZZ,” who is a single dad that’s totally rad and he’s just looking for a casual fling with a lady with similar interests.

So what kind of qualities is a man who refers to himself as a “Horny InfoWarrior” looking for in a woman? I hope you’re sitting down.

I am, for her sake and that of the world she will herniate from me, an active member of the Minnesota Resistance to the NWO and all enemies of liberty. I am an active target of the government (specifically Anoka County Sheriff James Stuart) who is very busy with a divorce, custody battle, a foreclosure, several court cases based on lies and blatant Violations of my rights, Home Schooling, and the preparation for the war to come.

And here I thought my own relationships were affected by my hectic work schedule.

I am not a Democrat or a Republican, a conservative or a modern liberal – I AM AN AMERICAN and a PATRIOT. I have no illusions that I will be allowed to live for much longer. I am very confrontational toward any attacks from government or individuals, but am at the same time patient and tolerant, provided the same courtesy is shown to me. I am preparing to assemble an army of like minded patriots willing to fight and die for there principals and the republic. I am no saint by any measure, but my crimes are only criminal as a result of laws that are themselves criminal, and by that I mean drugs.

I’d just like to say that I totally respect this man and am not making fun of him at all. If I had a sister, I’d set them up. Please don’t shoot me.

This is all very hard, time consuming work for a committed father, and I am not exactly a people person, which makes it much harder, not to mention how hard it is to get laid when everyone I meet seems brain damaged and stupid, and worse still HAPPY AND PROUD to be so.

I am a white man.
I am attracted to white women.
I am not fat, but I certainly don’t have a 6-pack.
I watch animated shows and movies only – except porn – lots of porn, I’m a single guy, need i say more.
I have no diseases, but drugs are fine so long as they don’t come from a doctor – Drugs are not an issue irresponsible behavior with no regard for morals, health, obligations or others is. POT IS NOT A DRUG!! Everyone should smoke it.
I love eatin p*ssy more than f*cking and it is a requirement.

Indifferent to having my d*ck sucked – it seems like it is hard to do while being eaten out, so why bother. I am way more into getting a woman off than vise-verse.

I am cuddly, and not into anything any weird sexual sh*t – Just a simple, antisocial guy looking to eat some p*ssy till you demand I f*ck you.

How about your physical requirements? What kind of girl is a guy like BUZZ looking for?

absolutely no non-white, trendy, fake, stupid, fat-as-hell woman! Which isn’t to say a little meat isn’t a good thing – because if you can see your bones through your skin that is equally as disgusting. Healthy girls who don’t slurp down McDonald’s, Diet Coke and fried food while sitting on the couch all day are great. 180lbs is probably the biggest girl I could handle. Not being mean ladies, just being honest and direct to avoid any situations neither of us would like.

Hey, I already have dibs on Kate Upton.

I am much more than this place could do justice and I am really just looking to find a like minded f*ck friend or somebody who has an open mind and is honest and content with themselves who likewise needs to get f*cked. the attached picture is recent and honest. please respond likewise with a picture OF YOU. I am into chicks that are not models, with small imperfections and quarks that most woman would consider flaws, but really just make you unique and relateable and therefore SEXY, so does confidence. Nerds, Computer Geeks and funny girls especially welcome.

If you don’t understand or believe I am crazy, stupid or on drugs – don’t bother responding, you would not like me at all!

There you have it, ladies. Try not to fight over him too much, as I have a feeling there’s plenty of BUZZ to go around.

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(H/T to @Max_Read)


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