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Sweet Home Ugly Alabama: 8 Things We Learned About America From This Revealing State-By-State Poll

By 08.21.13

ugly residents

If you’re reading this in Alabama, I’m sorry. Also, sleep easy knowing that all 49 of America’s other states got together earlier today and decided that you’re ugly, like UG-LY, like instead of using the word “ugly,” we’re going to use “Alabama” instead. SWEET DREAMS. That hideous (and hilarious ) finding comes courtesy of a poll put together by Business Insider and Survey Monkey, which “asked respondents — 1603 of them — to answer each question with a state that wasn’t their own.” Alabama, feel free to sob your way through this with Mississippi.

1. California is the anti-Alabama, and not just because of all the Jews.

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2. I’m sure our Cajun Boy is going to have something to say about New York > Louisiana.

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3. I dunno, caribou burgers are OK.

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4. Clear eyes, full hearts, can’t kick Texas out soon enough.

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6. Go home, Louisiana, you’re mcxjczjxckjmdkcmkzmmamk23232kmd.

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7. F*ck yeah, we are.

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8. Poor Mississippi.

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