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By / 08.21.13

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If you’re reading this in Alabama, I’m sorry. Also, sleep easy knowing that all 49 of America’s other states got together earlier today and decided that you’re ugly, like UG-LY, like instead of using the word “ugly,” we’re going to use “Alabama” instead. SWEET DREAMS. That hideous (and hilarious ) finding comes courtesy of a poll put together by Business Insider and Survey Monkey, which “asked respondents — 1603 of them — to answer each question with a state that wasn’t their own.” Alabama, feel free to sob your way through this with Mississippi.

1. California is the anti-Alabama, and not just because of all the Jews.

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2. I’m sure our Cajun Boy is going to have something to say about New York > Louisiana.

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3. I dunno, caribou burgers are OK.

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4. Clear eyes, full hearts, can’t kick Texas out soon enough.

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5. 49 STATES FOREVER, TEXAS NEVER.

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6. Go home, Louisiana, you’re mcxjczjxckjmdkcmkzmmamk23232kmd.

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7. F*ck yeah, we are.

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8. Poor Mississippi.

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