Hey Justin Timberlake, I, Sabrina Sato, got somethin’ real important to give you, so just sit down and listen. JT, we’ve been together in this awkward press tour interview such a long, long time, and now I’m ready to lay it on the line. Wow, you know it’s almost time for your movie Runner Runner to come out and my heart is open wide. Gonna give you something, so you know what’s on my mind. A gift real special, so take off the top.
Take a look inside, it’s my ass in a box. It’s my ass in a box.