Do NOT mess with Jon Lewis Alexander, a 30-year military veteran who served in Iraq and, according to WUSA, also worked as a “prison guard, private investigator, [and] professional extraditor of federal prisoners.” A cowardly would-be robber learned that the hard way on Sunday, when pulled out his gun to intimidate Alexander at a Beer 30 in Marionville, Missouri. Alexander’s response: to take out his gun…and shove it in the thief’s mouth.
He handled that situation better than George Bush did the Iraq War. /eight-year-old Leno rimshot
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