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The Internet’s Best Reactions To Ted Cruz’s Fake, Pointless Filibuster

By / 09.25.13
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The screencap you see above says basically everything you need to know about what "total raging as$hole" Ted Cruz is doing on the Senate Floor right now, and has been doing for the last 18 hours: the Texas senator isn't so much filibustering against Obamacare as he is wasting everyone's time. Unless you've been dying to read Green Eggs and Ham, but just haven't been able to find the time. In that case, Ted Cruz, the "distinguished wacko bird from Texas," is America's greatest hero.

You can read about why Cruz's grandstanding doesn't matter in the slightest here, or you can let the Internet meme-makers do their thing and explain the filibuster via Ted Cruz puns and Photoshops.

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