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‘Kid Finds Mum’s Dildo’ Is The Heartwarming Story Of A Kid Finding His Mum’s Dildo

By / 09.10.13

Everyone has an oft-told family story. For instance, when I turned 2 or 3, I got a flyswatter for my birthday. Did I want this flyswatter? You bet your posterior spiracle I did. In fact, I was so happy to have received this most sacred of $2 gifts that I basically had a seizure. Twitching, shaking, unable to speak, the whole nine yards (luckily, no one ever gave me The Whole Nine Yards for my birthday). This tale became such a part of family lore that my grandparents told my now-wife about those happiest of convulsions the first time they met her.

I’ve got it easy, though, compared to the kid who’s now an Internet star because he was filmed playing with his mother’s gigantic dildo. He’s going to be hearing the words “floppy” and “mum” together the rest of his life.

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