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Meet The Man Who Has Had Sex With Nearly 1,000 Cars

By 10.10.13


Edward Smith has had nearly 1,000 lovers over the last 45 years, but only one has been a female human being. The rest have been cars. So that’s interesting.

Watch the (safe for work, thank god) news report below to learn more fun facts about the self-confessed mechaphile, including: the type of car he lost his vehicular virginity to, the number of sexual partners he currently has parked on his property, and the name of the long-time lover he’s finally ready to commit to after decades of collecting VIN numbers and chasing smoking hot tailpipes.


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