Relationships are the best, until they’re the worst. Everything starts out all lovey dovey — you meet cute, you have a nice dinner, you admit you Google stalked each other, you go back to “my place,” you accidentally ejaculate before you mean to. Y’know, the usual. But then things start going south: commitments are involved, toothpaste caps are left unscrewed, the arguments get louder, the threat of a breakup looms larger. Until it doesn’t.
God, being a human is confusing. Proof: “A Relationship in 5 Minutes,” which boils down, well, every relationship into a five-minute video. Prepare to hear yourself, prepare to hate yourself.